Be afraid. Be very afraid.

ARGH!

What with this, and the weird, badly spelled 'non-religious' guides I've had pushed through my door - bearing a soft-focus picture of the scary Isaac Hayes - I'm finding this all a bit worrying. Trying to recruit members amongst the police - eek.

Please make them go away.

Grimian

Here's a blog on grime I've written for the Guardian

here